Phantom Funnies
If We Didn't Laugh...

Humor.  If we didn't laugh at ourselves and this nonsense we've created, we would cry.  A lot.  RUG is probably crying in the background right now because they don't have a sense of humor. 

And so, to bring laughs to the masses, Pretty Much the Most Useless Group Ever presents the Phantom on a Budget Company in their very own Phantom Funnies:

New 5.15.08
Bloopers from the Phantom Makeup Tutorials and Deep Thoughts!

New 5.13.08
If it's worth saying, it's worth saying in a macro.

New 3.12.07 - our photomanipulation to represent the idiocy of a POTO sequel.

New 3.6.07 -
We're adding some old links to the LiveJournal community, Phanwank.  The group's slogan is "Laugh At Stupidity;"  it's normally reserved for bad fanfiction, ridiculous POTO-related eBay auctions, and silly phangirls, occasionally a bit of self-mockery can go a long way.  The bold text is the whole mockery bit...sort of like the voice of reason.  Or God.  Perhaps both. 
How to Make a Fool of Yourself on the Internet in Six Easy Steps!
How to Make a Fool of Yourself on Campus in Seven Easy Steps!

New 6.6.06 -
The TAG Body Spray spoof we've promised you has been uploaded to YouTube!  The Phantom on a Budget company was bored last month right before we graduated and then became unemployed...so we made a little commercial. You know those snappy TAG commercials (aka cable soft porn quickies) with the funny/awkward situations and the warnings? Yeah well that got me thinking what would happen if poor, unhappy Erik got his hands on some TAG.

This requires a sense of humor.  You've been warned.

Phantom on a Budget does TAG!

Avoid wearing TAG body spray in the vicinity of young ingenues and the ballet corps.  Results may be uglier than you are.